gogman
Born naked, unable to communicate, walk, or feed himself, Gogman overcame these handicaps to become a technologist, decent open water sailor, pretty darn good cook, husband, cat lover, and mediocre blogger.
Gogman works as the CTO at Atomic Goat Studios, an independent game studio start-up located in Southern California developing games for the PC, XBox 360, and Windows Phone 7.

dantwo
Found in a universe that probably exists, Dantwo prides himself on his ability to use the laws of nature to perform complex tasks; such as operating a keyboard.
A graduate student and teaching assistant by trade, he is also found enjoying games, technology, rudimentary philosophy, and observing the universe.